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Featuring Developer Ipsum
Software undergoes beta testing shortly before it’s released. Beta is Latin for “still doesn’t work”. (Anonymous) Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. (Alan Kay) There’s an old story about the person who wished his computer were as easy to use as his telephone. That wish has come true, since I no longer know how to use my telephone. (Bjarne Stroustrup) Writing code has a place in the human hierarchy worth somewhere above grave robbing and beneath managing. (Gerald Weinberg)
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Featuring Cat ipsum
Climb leg rub face on everything give attitude nap all day for under the bed. Chase mice attack feet but rub face on everything hopped up on goofballs.
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Featuring Tuna ipsum
European minnow priapumfish mosshead warbonnet shrimpfish bigscale. Cutlassfish porbeagle shark ricefish walking catfish glassfish Black swallower.
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Featuring LOTRem Ipsum
Boromir's destroy perils Bilbo Baggins regain seems! Wider Treebeard quietly faced hesitate fire-breathing value? Fisherman thinks Gollum's stove call shake taken?
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Featuring Corporate ipsum
Efficiently unleash cross-media information without cross-media value. Quickly maximize timely deliverables for real-time schemas. Dramatically maintain clicks-and-mortar.
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